Just back from a nice two week vacation on the Hawaiian Islands.
Thanks for all the hot tips everyone sent over the holidays. We’re investigating all of them and hope to be reporting on many of them in the coming days.
Just finished watching that freak show otherwise known as the Republican Debates.
The more these knuckleheads talk, the more President Obama’s numbers go up.
It seems the America public is getting an up close view of what these extremist wackos are all about, and running back to support the President in droves.
Has-been Mitt Romney can’t seem to crack the 25% mark. In the Iowa Caucus he received a few less votes than that other has-been, Rick Santorum. *For fun, Google the word “Santorum”
All the newspapers in New Hampshire have endorsed everyone but Romney. However, Romney was endorsed by Christine “I am not a witch” O’Donnell. She said, “Mitt Romney has been consistent since he changed his position on every issue.” So there! Can’t beat that endorsement.
Thankfully there weren’t any major headlines while we were away, except maybe “The Hollywood Arsonist. *We’ve already trademarked the name.
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| Fire department furlough day |
Several Deputy D.A.’s had to suspend their campaigns long enough to get back to work, and file papers against the man-child accused of these crimes.
Steve Cooley had to put down the booze, and sober up long enough to grandstand for the cameras and make sure the public could notice the similarities between him and the main-child. They’re both chubby, confused, glassy-eyed, etc etc. I mean, if the shoe fits, which I’m sure it doesn’t……..
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| I won! Goodnight. |
P.S. Expect Steve Cooley to declare victory in the District Attorney’s race any day now. That’s right, you read it correctly. Once again, against the advice of his political consultants, he will probably down a couple of belts and publicly declare victory in the District Attorney’s race, similar to how he did it in the Attorney General’s race. This will not be good news for Jackie Lacey, Mario Trujillo or Deputy D.A. Alan “Jacko” Jackson, who’s still clearing the dung off his face after getting the Pete Wilson endorsement. Cooley seems hell-bent on crushing Mario Trujillo and Alan Jackson’s campaigns any way he knows how. One would think sending Jacko Pete Wilson and John Thomas would do the trick, but Cooley wants to “finish him off” as Tony Soprano used to say.
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| That's the guy who ruined my campaign! |
Well, whoop dee dew dah.! Que the band! Stop the presses! Is this really BIG NEWS?
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| Thank you, but I'm not suppose to take checks on City property. |
Sure, he just passed the $150,000 mark in campaign contributions, however that only amounts to approximately $50,000 in cash on hand. Considering the other candidates Eric Garcetti, Wendy Greuel, and Jan Perry have raised over $1,000,000, and Austin Beutner can write himself a $5,000,000 dollar check, Kevin has a lot of catching up to do.
Those who enjoy political debates for entertainment purposes will enjoy Kevin debating all the City Hall insiders. We wish him luck, and hope for his sake, he gets more votes than Zuma Dogg.
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| I'm a legend. Just ask me. |
Also, it seems while we were away, the Occupy L.A. folks have gone from complaining that L.A. City Attorney Carmen Trutanich has put too much energy into prosecuting them, to now complaining that he’s not putting enough energy into prosecuting them. They need to make up their mind. They’ve gone from protesting financial inequity caused by Wall Street and the major banks, to whimpering about being arrested and having to go through the judicial process. I hope Trutanich sentences these fools to watching a full episode of the TV show “Barretta”, and then making them write a hundred times on a chalkboard, “DON’T DO THE CRIME, IF YOU CAN’T DO THE TIME”, and keep your eyyyyyyyyyyeeee on the sparrow……...
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| and dats da name of dat tune! |
9 comments:
Cooley's lost about 10 pounds. Only another 150 to go. Word has it that a Jenny Craig deall is in the works.
Welcome back Dragnet. Looking forward to your insightful analysis this year.
Alan Jackson is broke too. He can't afford to post the Pete Wilson endorsement on his campaign website.
Unless the Pete Wilson endorsement was another Berger lie. Wouldn't surprise me, everything he blogs is usually full of rubbish.
Zuma Dogg announced he has matching sox. Wants to know if that qualifies him for the debates.
Alan Jackson is the Michelle Bachman of the DA's race.
One blunder after the next. He makes Rick Perry look smart.
Cooley has become Rocky Delgadillo, preening for the cameras every chance he gets.
I like the button he wears which says "Lose weight now, ask me how"
There is no such thing as diet wiskey, just thought I would throw that out to Cooley, just in case Jenny Craig has one listed on the menu.
The fact is that Nuch will be Bergers, Jackson's, Lacey's and Trujillo's boss soon and all of these union busters will have to suck up to the union or lose their job. Yes that includes Jackson, who should have been included in the federal law suit. Nuch will find a nice spot for each of them in juvy, we hope. Carma is a bitch and each of these vindictive fools deserves the medicine due for them.
Zuma Dogg is a legend, in his own mind and would benefit from some serious psychiatric meds. No one listens to "Jacko" or Zuma Dogg "Whacko".
Alan Jackson is a weenie. No one takes him seriously. Look how he's running his childish campaign.
He must be getting his strategy from the movie "Election"
@4:12pm = Bullseye! he thinks sending out press releases trashing Trutanich somehow makes the basis for a campaign.
It's so transparent. Everyone sees right through him.
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